legendwaitforitdaryy: Teacher: “Have you done your homework?” Student: “Have you graded my test?” Teacher: “No, I have other student’s stuff to grade” Student: “I have other teacher’s homework to do”
When Kestrel reblogs/likes my posts:
The awkward moment when someone farts in the grinding chain. The awkward moment when a stranger’s butt is rubbing all over you for 20 minutes. The awkward moment when no one wants to dance with you. The awkward moment when the DJ makes a mash up of My Humps and You Shook Me All Night Long. The awkward moment when someone keeps turning on the lights. Bottom line: I hate dances.
Just found out my mom had a bisexual boyfriend who...
Every time I see how much effort you put into...
meowsoup: when I’ve always been there for you, I get so mad. Fuck you.
When I try to explain things with hand motions:
vixenvisions: …Why is this such a gpoy?
Turns out my class didn't even run the mile...
Faked sick so I didn't have to run the mile.
Alex Pettyfer can hop on muh cock.
Crush walks in...
tteenagedream: You: Guys! That’s the one I’ve been crushing on, but don’t look! You’ll make it so obvious! Your friends:
beware-cougar asked: f;ldakjf;ldsjf;alksdjf;dals oh my god. thats what i was hoping. that's a great song, and guster is just great in general.
lezbfrands: I have an extreme case of Bieber Fever. Sorry.
beware-cougar asked: where does your url come from?
That awkward moment when you're alone with someone...
“So.. do you like.. stuff?”