You know you're obsessed with a TV couple when...
You’re sitting there watching the episode like: You start rewatching all their scenes like: Whenever they come onto the screen you’re all: When they kiss/have a romantic scene you’re like: When they fight you’re like: When you meet your first hater, you’re like: But then you meet you’re first fangirl you’re like: You start thinking the writers are never going to let...
why does everyone acknowledge how sarcastic they...
bryanjayy: “sarcasm is all i speak. sarcastic forever. fluent in sarcasm” i’m fluent in shut the fuck up faggot
Pauly D appreciation post, it had to be done.
gn0mes666: my crush poked me on facebook i think that means he wants to have sex with me :-)))
braydenschenn-: kreme-: eyyjess: ...
The music ignites the night with passionate fire.
glowwarm-deactivated20120802 asked: It's Sarah K. Ward!
meylinchoy asked: hello, thank you for following! x
Watching Slumdog Millionaire:
Dude. It’s Anwar.
I’m spending my weekend knitting and watching Grey’s Anatomy. I’m 100% okay with this.
My dog has a defense mechanism called “I smell like shit so people don’t touch me.”
I change the date on my homework to make it seem...
How can a three-pound mass of jelly that you can hold in your palm imagine...– V S Ramachandran, The Tell-Tale Brain. (via fuckyeahneuroscience)
Whenever I try to take a picture of myself:
simpletruthandcircumstance: expectation: reality:
Trying to be cute while laughing in front of your...
ingridlovesu: subertastica: no notifications your ex looks adorable, and has a new girlfriend someone tries and starts a poke war reading some ones fight 1 new message from your crush somebody posts something rude aimed you mohammed akajamalarmaladee adds you… looking through some skanks thousands of selfies reading some bitches song lyric status people post...
Dropping your phone.
The first time: The next few times: After a million times: After a billion times:
I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike...– Ghandi (via normansu)
Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s
my friends are all so quality and then there's me
I'm tired of being fed bullshit.
nevertakefriendshippersonal: If you say I’m cute, mean it. Don’t talk about me later. If you say you’d date me, mean it. If you don’t want to hang out with me, don’t. If you’re annoyed when we talk, don’t bother. People are going to feed you bullshit every day, I’m just grouping them all together and moving on because half of them are real, half of them are fake. You really have to mean...
I love when you meet someone and you find...